Vol. 01 / New arrival
Care Instructions
Five familiar laundry tags for products that collect first, explain later, and somehow still call the setting “private by default.”
Volume 1
Care Instructions
$6.99
Five familiar laundry tags for products that collect first, explain later, and somehow still call the setting “private by default.”
Consent Required
1.3 × 2 in · Uncoated kraft
Private by Default
1.8 × 1.4 in · Glossy vinyl
No Tracking
1 × 1.8 in · Glossy holographic
Prompts May Bleed
1.8 × 1.7 in · Glossy Pixie Dust
Do Not Profile
1.2 × 1.8 in · Glossy prismatic
Volume 2 · Coming soon
Bad Matches
$9.99
Five tastefully seductive boxes of bad matches to set your heart ablaze. No sparks — just heat and danger.
No Strings Attached
42 Trackers
One Night Only
Retained Seven Years
Hot Singles
In Your Data Lake
I Know Your Type
And Your Search History
Love Machine
Trained on You